That delicious tuna-on-rye now comes with FREE doses of Cesium-137 and Cesium-134 (guaranteed to give you and your family CANCER sooner or later). Bon Appetit! You think Arnie Gundersen still eats tuna-on-rye sandwiches? What’s going on with Reactor #4?
(Yep – the radiation is (still) spreading like wildfire [in the water – and tuna, etc.])
Better learn how to say: